Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The Bitch is Back! Avery Still a Blueshirt

from the New York Rangers official site:
New York Rangers President and General Manager Glen Sather announced today that the club has signed restricted free agent forward Sean Avery.

"We are pleased to have Sean under contract and are looking forward to him returning with the same passion and enthusiasm he brought to our team last year," stated Sather. "He is a terrific competitor, who we expect to play a significant role in a successful season."
I am certain Glen Sather would have liked to have said, "We are pleased to have Sean under control...." If you haven't heard any Sean Avery drama over the last couple of weeks, the Hockey Rabbi has said it best, so you can go here for more fun reading material.

Avery is now worth $1,900,000 this season for hitting, dramatic hockey faking, drawing penalty minutes, and lastly, motivating our Blueshirts more than any motherfu&%#r on the planet in years! May we all be blessed for at least one more year of the "Fiery One". The Dark Ranger says it's good for the franchise & the fans, and now let us all wish my seats upgrade! I haven't said it yet, until now, so let's bring on the show and here goes....

LET'S GO RANGERS (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)!!!!!!, LET'S GO RANGERS (clap, clap, etc, etc...


1 comment:

  1. The headline just about sums it up... fantastic stuff, even though any Shawn Avery post that doesn't have at least one Cuthbert picture accompanying it keeps it from being one of the best.


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