The Dark Ranger: The Bitch is Back! Avery Still a Blueshirt

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TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

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General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

The Bitch is Back! Avery Still a Blueshirt

from the New York Rangers official site:
New York Rangers President and General Manager Glen Sather announced today that the club has signed restricted free agent forward Sean Avery.

"We are pleased to have Sean under contract and are looking forward to him returning with the same passion and enthusiasm he brought to our team last year," stated Sather. "He is a terrific competitor, who we expect to play a significant role in a successful season."

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I am certain Glen Sather would have liked to have said, "We are pleased to have Sean under control...." If you haven't heard any Sean Avery drama over the last couple of weeks, the Hockey Rabbi has said it best, so you can go here for more fun reading material.

Avery is now worth $1,900,000 this season for hitting, dramatic hockey faking, drawing penalty minutes, and lastly, motivating our Blueshirts more than any motherfu&%#r on the planet in years! May we all be blessed for at least one more year of the "Fiery One". The Dark Ranger says it's good for the franchise & the fans, and now let us all wish my seats upgrade! I haven't said it yet, until now, so let's bring on the show and here goes....

LET'S GO RANGERS (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)!!!!!!, LET'S GO RANGERS (clap, clap, etc, etc...

tdr

1 comment:

JibblescribbitsThursday, August 02, 2007 2:01:00 AM
The headline just about sums it up... fantastic stuff, even though any Shawn Avery post that doesn't have at least one Cuthbert picture accompanying it keeps it from being one of the best.
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