The Dark Ranger: Lurch For $4 Million a Year?

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TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More four years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

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Graying Mantis is in fact a graying legal practitioner by day (and sometimes, alas, by night). In the cobwebs of his memory, he recalls starting to follow the Blueshirts in 1970 and remembers watching pivotal playoff games against the Blackhawks on a snow-covered Hartford t.v. channel in their 1972 march to the Finals. Giacomin, Gilbert, Ratelle, and Hadfield seen skating on a small B&W TV screens always will be among his first Ranger memories. He is grateful beyond words for the opportunity to work with his colleagues here in their never ending battle to inform and entertain. Most of all, he appreciates the chance to engage with fellow hockey fans.

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"J_Undisputed is an Information Tech Professional; a student, and on and off in his dreams, Mike Richter. He caught his first glimpse of Rangers Hockey when an overtime preempted his favorite pro wrestling broadcast on WWOR-9 one late saturday night when he was 5 and he's been hooked ever since. He's been watching the Rangers for 30 years despite family attempts to make him an Islander Fan (Rest easy...they're out of the will). What started as a minor annoyance has become a life long passion (and at times, a frustration...But he wouldn't trade it for anything). Lets Go Rangers!"

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General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Lurch For $4 Million a Year?

Supposedly, Nik Antropov is looking to solidify his place on next season's roster by offering a cool $4 million a year for his services. Go here, here for better coverage.

No thanks Nik. Yes...you have the size we need. Yes...you stand at the net and no one is strong enough to push you out of the way. Yes...you scored some goals. But for $4 mill a year, you have to show up every game.

Thanks for the offer. Free agency approaches and remember Toronto gave you away for a draft pick.

No hard feelings, though.

tdr

4 comments:

AnonymousJun 20, 2009 07:49 AM
There will be some challenges when Dubie and Callahan start looking for 3 mill each as well. This is going to be tricky.
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Ryan McFadden - The Manic RangerJun 20, 2009 08:56 AM
dubi and cally arent going to get 3 mil each on this contract tho.
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jdJun 21, 2009 12:06 PM
Anonymous...maybe 3 million for both of them...
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BubblesJun 26, 2009 03:44 PM
id give dubie a 3 mil contrat
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