The Dark Ranger: I Am Still Exhausted

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Monday, April 28, 2008

I Am Still Exhausted

Sorry no posting. I am still exhausted from yesterday's loss. Will be at the Garden tomorrow night with my referee shirt and cape calling the game as I see it. Maybe teach 'Crosby-the-Diver' a thing or two about 'going up against the boards.'

Henrik salute!!! Keep us in it, as you attempted to do yesterday. Awesome goaltending. You did the best you could.

tdr

7 comments:

The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 1:05:00 PM
Wow. You sure sound like a Leafs fan. I hope so, because the Penguin fans have more class than you.
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Straka82Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:57:00 PM
Either that, or a disgruntled Fishsticks fan (the Fishsticks have fans?!?) who wasn't satisfied with his Long John Silvers Blubber Bites.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 4:06:00 PM
Classic one, straka82. Well done on pegging anonymous for a half-assed seafood eater ("these Fishsticks may actually contain actual fish or hockey taste").

If we end the night without a win, I will at least walk away proudly knowing that Jeff Eggum & his hockey empire continues to make history!
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Straka82Tuesday, April 29, 2008 5:57:00 PM
Well said. We just gotta hope for the W and for Lou Armadillo to pick up some more crap players during the offseason. I'm sure Marty's already whining about the state of the green on the back nine.

LETS GO RANGERS!!
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JibblescribbitsTuesday, April 29, 2008 8:41:00 PM
3-3 as i type this...

Remember TDR we're supposed to meet in the finals.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 11:57:00 PM
jibbles..if for nothing else, maybe the 'finals of our dreams'...right now I see you're down by two, 4-2 with 15 min left in the third. Our mirror teams are a myth....take it, for God's sakes...please win.
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UnknownSunday, November 02, 2008 11:39:00 PM
jibbles shmibbles. The Dark Ranger is "all knowing and powerful". He speaks the truth of hockey empires. Rangers will win the cup this year.
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