The Dark Ranger: I Am Still Exhausted

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More four years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of Graying Mantis

Graying Mantis is in fact a graying legal practitioner by day (and sometimes, alas, by night). In the cobwebs of his memory, he recalls starting to follow the Blueshirts in 1970 and remembers watching pivotal playoff games against the Blackhawks on a snow-covered Hartford t.v. channel in their 1972 march to the Finals. Giacomin, Gilbert, Ratelle, and Hadfield seen skating on a small B&W TV screens always will be among his first Ranger memories. He is grateful beyond words for the opportunity to work with his colleagues here in their never ending battle to inform and entertain. Most of all, he appreciates the chance to engage with fellow hockey fans.

Bio of J_Undisputed

"J_Undisputed is an Information Tech Professional; a student, and on and off in his dreams, Mike Richter. He caught his first glimpse of Rangers Hockey when an overtime preempted his favorite pro wrestling broadcast on WWOR-9 one late saturday night when he was 5 and he's been hooked ever since. He's been watching the Rangers for 30 years despite family attempts to make him an Islander Fan (Rest easy...they're out of the will). What started as a minor annoyance has become a life long passion (and at times, a frustration...But he wouldn't trade it for anything). Lets Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Monday, April 28, 2008

I Am Still Exhausted

Sorry no posting. I am still exhausted from yesterday's loss. Will be at the Garden tomorrow night with my referee shirt and cape calling the game as I see it. Maybe teach 'Crosby-the-Diver' a thing or two about 'going up against the boards.'

Henrik salute!!! Keep us in it, as you attempted to do yesterday. Awesome goaltending. You did the best you could.

tdr

8 comments:

AnonymousTuesday, April 29, 2008 12:09:00 PM
That's right, TDR. Suck on it, B*T*H! You reek as much of filth as your Bluesh#t's! Keep that chin up kid, there's nothing you can do'bout it, B*T#H. Next year Homie. Peace out.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 1:05:00 PM
Wow. You sure sound like a Leafs fan. I hope so, because the Penguin fans have more class than you.
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Straka82Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:57:00 PM
Either that, or a disgruntled Fishsticks fan (the Fishsticks have fans?!?) who wasn't satisfied with his Long John Silvers Blubber Bites.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 4:06:00 PM
Classic one, straka82. Well done on pegging anonymous for a half-assed seafood eater ("these Fishsticks may actually contain actual fish or hockey taste").

If we end the night without a win, I will at least walk away proudly knowing that Jeff Eggum & his hockey empire continues to make history!
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Straka82Tuesday, April 29, 2008 5:57:00 PM
Well said. We just gotta hope for the W and for Lou Armadillo to pick up some more crap players during the offseason. I'm sure Marty's already whining about the state of the green on the back nine.

LETS GO RANGERS!!
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JibblescribbitsTuesday, April 29, 2008 8:41:00 PM
3-3 as i type this...

Remember TDR we're supposed to meet in the finals.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, April 29, 2008 11:57:00 PM
jibbles..if for nothing else, maybe the 'finals of our dreams'...right now I see you're down by two, 4-2 with 15 min left in the third. Our mirror teams are a myth....take it, for God's sakes...please win.
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JeffSunday, November 02, 2008 11:39:00 PM
jibbles shmibbles. The Dark Ranger is "all knowing and powerful". He speaks the truth of hockey empires. Rangers will win the cup this year.
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