The Dark Ranger: What, no trip to mars on the space shuttle to play for The Intergalactic Supremacy Cup?

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

What, no trip to mars on the space shuttle to play for The Intergalactic Supremacy Cup?

THE 2009-2010 Schedule is here.

And our first game is against those Cup smuggling B*tches from Sh*tsburgh. Nice, we get to sit through 30 minutes of them raising their cup banner and little Cindy doing his teary eyed prom queen acceptance speech to the delight of their obnoxious (mostly)fans and their cheerleading douche of a Commissioner. So set your Tivo's and don't miss this chance to witness the circus that surrounds the success of Bettman's "product"!!!!

The rest of will join you shortly after @ 7:30 when hockey (well, the diving, slew footing,headhunting and penalty dodging-- we are playing the Pens afterall) starts.

Some dates of Interest...

*Mon Oct 12, 2009 Maple Leafs @ Rangers 7:00 PM
- Possible Return of Colton Orr (Bout with Brashear?)
*Thu Oct 22, 2009 Devils @ Rangers
- Return of the Lemaires Devils & the Trap. Bring a pillow. zzz....
*Sat Oct 24, 2009 Rangers @ Canadiens 7:00 PM
- First look at the overhauled Habs Team and Gomez/Mara's shot at revenge?
*Wed Oct 28, 2009 Rangers @ Islanders 7:00 PM
- Look at the highly regarded Taveres
*Fri Oct 30, 2009 Rangers @ Wild 8:00 PM
- Gabbys return to Minnesota -- if he lasts that long
*Thu Nov 5, 2009 Rangers @ Oilers 9:30 PM
- Tom Renney's first chance to send a dozen pizzas to our hotel room as a prank.
*Tue Nov 17, 2009 Capitals @ Rangers 7:00 PM
- First time playing Cap since we got hosed in the playoffs. Brashears Reunion.
*Wed Dec 30, 2009 Flyers @ Rangers 7:00 PM
- First time we play the Fly girls and Chris Prongers Elbow.
*Thu Mar 18, 2010 Blues @ Rangers 7:00 PM
-Annual Visit from JD-- can I get a "Whoah baby..."?

- J