The Dark Ranger: Free Tickets - GIVE A TITLE TO THIS PICTURE

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Free Tickets - GIVE A TITLE TO THIS PICTURE

Despite the horrible amateur photo-shopping by The Dark Ranger this picture cracked me up, I am willing to give away a FREE PAIR OF TICKETS to the December 16, RANGERS vs. ISLANDERS, Center section 227 to THE BEST CAPTION FOR THIS PICTURE. The three judges will be myself, J_Undisputed and Graying Mantis. Winner gets the tickets.....leave your best response in the comments section. Good luck!@ EXPIRES THIS SUNDAY

Still five days to go....

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Go here, here and here for the latest Rangers injury reports. We are lacking Centers as Captain Chris Drury may not be playing against Thursday, Atlanta Thrashers and Brandon Dubinsky will be out 3-6 weeks with a broken hand.

Also in Rangers news, Brian Leetch was finally inducted into the Hall of Fame. Way to go buddy. I still don't understand why they would give the same award and privilege to a NJ Devil's Coach, but Gary Bettman is still our Commissioner of the NHL so it goes to show you that this league is a circus to begin with. Go here, here, here for the latest.

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