The Dark Ranger: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

WARNING: THE LANGUAGE IS NOT FOR KIDS

The Rangers prospects in Traverse City are currently 3-0, all is good in little-RangerLand.

As training camp begins this week, I leave my loyal viewers with ONE MORE NON-HOCKEY VIDEO to contemplate.

As you know, hockey enthusiast Britney Spears gave her all the other night at the VMA's in Las Vegas. Critically slammed as "a Horrible Performance" this fan decided to present a beautiful counterpoint.

So with that, I give you "Leave Britney Alone!"

tdr

(then back to hockey)

6 comments:

AnonymousTuesday, September 11, 2007 3:14:00 PM
this could be one of the funniest and saddest things ever...the hockey doldrums are over this week but this might have been worth watching. stick to hockey ranger.
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AnonymousTuesday, September 11, 2007 4:16:00 PM
what made me laugh more was your reference to *hockey enthusiast britney spears*. what a loser.
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The Dark RangerTuesday, September 11, 2007 9:05:00 PM
Yeah. I bet you didn't know that Britney is a huge Habs fan.
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ScottWednesday, September 12, 2007 6:29:00 PM
Just making sure you realize the 'gal' in the video is a SheMale.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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The Dark RangerThursday, September 13, 2007 12:14:00 AM
hscott-oh yeah, and that makes it that much more watchable... thanks for the gender-Check. I actually just included a hockey term into this useless but funny post.
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ScottThursday, September 13, 2007 1:48:00 PM
It would be funnier if he/she had been crying "leave Sean Avery alone....he's going through such a hard p-e-r-i-o-d in his life, just LEAVE Sean Avery alone....."
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