The Dark Ranger: A Statement from Ovechkin

Bio of TDR

TDR is a working professional in entertainment and is obsessed with the game of hockey. More fourteen years ago, this site emerged as a means (or an outlet) to tell some truth'isms about the game post-lockout, rather than the crud fed to us through knuckleheads like Jimmy Dolan and his lemmings universe. Today, there are a hundred Rangers sites and is thankful and grateful to all those that have come after him, but honorable thanks go to his fellow Dark-writers, Graying Mantis and J_Undisputed. And "Let's Go Rangers!"

Bio of General Ganz

General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Thursday, April 23, 2009

A Statement from Ovechkin

Я знаю, что мы потеряли другую игру. Возможно мои выходки были в дурном тоне после того, как мы бьем Вас на днях, но я знаю меня pissed от Тренера. Я удивлен поклонниками. Разве любой не говорил им, что я - самый великий хоккеист в мире? Я лучше.

Мои поддерживающие хоккеисты должны передать шайбу мне каждый раз, когда шайба рядом, тот способ, которым мы забьем голы. О, они только любят меня. Как безответственная обезьяна на льду, я люблю "Дона Cherry", говорящего плохие вещи обо мне. Он столь относится неодобрительно к моим действиям. Он - только шероховатый человек.

О, и Смотрители - ничто, чтобы играть. Граф на мне, чтобы забить много голов и выиграть следующие три игры в ряд. Глупые американцы и канадцы, российское движение только начинается в Вашингтоне, округ Колумбия. Водка для всех.

Трахните Вас Нью-Йорк.

A. Ovechkin here