Tuesday, September 11, 2007

All-You-Can-Eat Lip Service


So you're a Philadephia Flyers fan?

Last season you were in last place in all of the NHL. Bobby Clarke has been the problem for years, but halfway through the season he was removed (retired) and coach Ken Hitchcock was fired for a straight six or seven losses. They promise the return of the "Broad Street Bullies" and rebuild the Bionic Philly Flyers by acquiring free-agents Daniel Briere (Buffalo Sabres), Kimmo Timonen and Scott Hartnell (Nashville Predators), Jason Smith (Edmonton) and a bunch of prospects.

The fans are still not optimistic. Tickets are available for the first time in years. So what do you do as a hockey franchise?

Hungry sports fans rejoice! The “All-You-Can-Eat” tickets for Philadelphia Flyers games, along with individual game Flyers tickets, will go on sale on Saturday, September 15 at 10 a.m. Tickets can be purchased exclusively through ComcastTIX by clicking here, calling 1-800-298-4200 or by visiting the Wachovia Complex Box Office.


This has to hurt on so many levels if you are a Flyers fan and sad to me that one of the most competitive hockey towns has to use "like minded Branson, Missouri packages" to get fans back in the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia.

Oh, and Bobby Clarke is involved in the general management again....so sorry Philly!

tdr

2 comments:

  1. You are not sorry... You could care less about the Flyers, and take delight in their misery. I know it

    :)

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  2. So much for 'fair & balanced' Jibble. You called me out on it, so let me try again.

    "SO GO F&%K YOURSELVES ORANGE BECAUSE THE ONLY FILL YOU'RE GETTING THIS SEASON IS THAT SEVENTH CHEESEMELT SANDWICH DRIPPING DOWN YOUR HOCKEY CHIN."

    Better?

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