Rangerland Redemption, or Dark Ranger Trick or Treat?

This just in - sent via email to The Dark Ranger this morning:
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(AP) New York, NY, MSG, reported by Anonymous

The tricks on you hockey fans and the treats are all for the Dark Ranger.

Now that he's done with baseball and his steroid investigation, George Mitchell turns his attention to Canadians national past time.

A New York Ranger season ticket holder also known to some (150 a day) as the "Dark Ranger" is allegedly involved in collusion and conspiracy fixing hockey games. Suspicions grew in the Ranger's inner circle these last couple of weeks. It has been documented that the Ranger has received a professional upgrade for his season tickets, signed jerseys from current players, road game tickets (with V.I.P suite accommodations) to name a few perks.

Last night while attending the Rangers home game against the N.J. Devils of Newark, the Ranger slipped into the front of the Prime Rib line with no recourse. The Ranger seemingly "tipsy" according to those who shared a place in the front line. "Labatt Blues could have played a role in this." said a fellow Ranger fan from Summit NJ. "He asked me, what did I think about tonights game?" another fan yelled out. I said maybe 3-2 a come from behind win in the 3rd period." The Ranger again allegedly impaired replied, "I'm thinking 2-0." with a Devilish Dark smirk. "

At this point we are in the beginning stages of investigations", stated Mitchell from a conference call." No charges have been made.
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The Dark Ranger officially has no comment.

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