The Dark Ranger: "I Swear Ref....Avery Poked Me in My Eye!"

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General Ganz is a cynical yet well-informed student of the human spirit. He's a professional of sorts, with a post-graduate education, some experience working in real companies, and some limited athletic ability. The total small package. He got picked on a fair bit as a kid, and he experienced his first human-non-relation kiss in his teens. He also grew up on the other side of the tracks, thereby helping to cultivate a healthy contempt for dreamers and optimists whose rosy upbringing gave them something to smile about, even when "life produced lemons." Like it or not, his only mission is to point out the potholes you're lucky enough to miss on your drive to work. To find the blemish on your daughter's carefully-stitched (and not-yet-paid-for) wedding dress. To take that little smidgen of hope that your favorite hockey teams fill you with, and pour orange paint on it. Oh, and he is a Blueshirts fan, and takes most of his fashion direction from Ron Duguay (whose name he dropped as a way to close the deal on that first kiss).

Thursday, June 7, 2007

"I Swear Ref....Avery Poked Me in My Eye!"

Need I say more?

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ouhockey3Thursday, June 07, 2007 10:15:00 PM
thats great - you know avery is the all round best stirrer upper!
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AnonymousThursday, June 07, 2007 11:39:00 PM
Avery not only stirs it up he announces to the press that he's going to stir things up.

So when teams expect him to say crap during games, he still gets to them and he draws penalty mintues. what do you think he says?
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The Dark RangerThursday, June 07, 2007 11:46:00 PM
Nothing against The Leafs franchise, though The Dark Ranger loves picking on Mr. Darcy (Tucker)- and so does my Sean Avery. If anyone effectively razzled Tuckie this season, it was that last Leafs-Rangers match.

The Dark Ranger smiles at the thought of that last punch...
KA--POWWWWW!!!!!!!! ...while Darcy's head hits the ice face first....

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Thursday, June 7, 2007

"I Swear Ref....Avery Poked Me in My Eye!"

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